Hercules If You Please

 

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He’s Hercules, if you please,

And I do everything perfectly.

He’s Hercules, if you please,

If you want it done right just call me.

He’s Hercules, if you please,

I can climb to the top of the highest tree,

I can swim ten lengths of the pool with ease,

‘Cos He’s, he’s Hercules.

 

He’s Hercules, if you please,

And I can juice this orange with just one squeeze.

He’s Hercules, if you please,

I can tell you ‘bout the plays of Euripides.

He’s Hercules, if you please,

I can tell you the name of every cheese,

I can count to thirty-six in threes,

‘Cos He’s, he’s Hercules.

 

Do, do, do the Hercules… if you please. Do, do do the Hercules